10-14-2015, 07:09 PM
Your resident wacky figured named Samuel* is BACK! On that note, I encourage you to grow beards (males only). Why? Because then you can do the following:
![[Image: thinkbeard_zps5ovfzlw3.jpg]](http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt191/rocklikeafool/thinkbeard_zps5ovfzlw3.jpg)
Why else?! BECAUSE I SAID SO! On a different note, I like coffee.
*Disclaimer: Only Sam's wife is allowed to call him Samuel on a regular basis. You are NOT Sam's wife.
![[Image: thinkbeard_zps5ovfzlw3.jpg]](http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt191/rocklikeafool/thinkbeard_zps5ovfzlw3.jpg)
Why else?! BECAUSE I SAID SO! On a different note, I like coffee.
*Disclaimer: Only Sam's wife is allowed to call him Samuel on a regular basis. You are NOT Sam's wife.
"What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the president of the United States of America'?" -- Megadeth, "Peace Sells"